HEALY HALL — The president’s office issued a formal denial on Saturday in response to growing suspicion within the Georgetown community that a January 7th email from Chris Augostini banning hoverboards was motivated by a recently-posted Vine of University President John DeGioia “eating shit” after trying to step on to a hoverboard. “In the spirit […]
“This was, by far, the most disorienting dis-o I’ve ever heard of and I’m lucky to be a part of it,” – Helen Teningham (SFS ’16).
GASTON HALL — In an attempt to showcase to first year students the ways in which the early 20th century artistic movement pervades almost every aspect of the undergraduate experience, New Student Orientation’s “Hoya SurrealTalk” staged a 45-minute long exhibition followed by a small group discussion. “I always knew surrealism was going to be a […]
ICC — Georgetown University’s Office of Public Affairs announced earlier today that Intercultural Center architect MC Escher is set to receive a lifetime achievement award for his central role in planning the landmark building. Vice President of Public Affairs Derrick Tollhouse wrote in a campus-wide e-mail today that “Escher’s crucial input in crafting this perception-warping […]
WHITE HOUSE — Late Saturday afternoon Surgeon General Vivek Murthy released the results of a 7 year study in which he recommended that watching Georgetown basketball be classified as a “high risk behavior.” “Whether struggling to maintain a lead in the closing minutes of a game or attempting a futile comeback, even a single […]
ICC 108— Calling the human mind “a well-intentioned device which is perpetually misused,” Government Professor Dave Santos informed his Women in Politics seminar today he was no longer allowing laptops to be used by students during class. “When the human mind was introduced I was at first optimistic that it could be used for scholarly […]
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