At The Heckler we realize how important the graphic designs of each campaign can be in influencing the perception of the various tickets amongst the student body, especially with such a large group of undecided and uninformed voters. While each ticket’s graphic design team had a specific feeling they attempted to capture in the logo, […]
WASHINGTON — Muriel Bowser won the D.C. mayoral race with 54.5% of the vote, doing particularly well in the eastern half of the district and raking in 18,771 votes in precincts with a typical income of less than $50K. One workingman, however, has expressed major concerns with Bowser. This citizen has chosen to […]
LAU 2 — William Moore (COL ’18) sat down at a table on Lau 2 last night at 8:21pm and left this morning at 9:02am in what he decreed was his “first all-nighter”, via his personal Twitter account. Moore’s roommate reports that the assignment in question was a 15-20 page paper for his Introduction to Biblical […]
HEALY — A group of Georgetown students pulled of a major heist this weekend in what is being called “the biggest prank of the decade”. The unknown group of students in question managed to steal the hands of President DeGioia. In a statement released from Vice President of Student Affairs Todd Olson, DeGioia reportedly […]
The Heckler is honoring Amber as Hoya of the Week because of her selfless commitment to leaving club member and leadership positions vacant so that other Hoyas might have the opportunity to add them to their resume. From GUSA Senate to GIVES, A Capella groups to Club Polo, Amber is working hard to serve her fellow students […]
LAUINGER LIBRARY — High-ranking sources within Midnight Mug have confirmed that one of the store’s eleven new hires was released by the coffee shop earlier this week. Upper Management refused further comment but several anonymous employees within The Corp have identified the fired employee as freshman Matthew Green (MSB ’18) and the reason for his […]
PARIS — Wendy Christensen (COL ’16) had been anticipating what many consider the most important moment of studying abroad at the Sorbonne ever since she submitted her application last spring: a new profile picture. She arrived in Paris, France one week ago, moved into her new dorm and purchased her first gluten-free croissant. “I seriously […]