UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – By now, we are sure you have heard of the stolen vacuum from the office of The Hoya. The Heckler takes full responsibility for the theft and is holding the vacuum until further notice. This photograph was taken at approximately 1:30 p.m. on Wednesday, September 16th 2015 of the “Eureka” vacuum in Heckler custody. As you can see, it is still in good condition and presumably operational.
Your move, The Hoya.