The Georgetown Heckler

News | February 12, 2017

The Rightest Way: Why is it OK for all these Women, “Minorities,” and Liberals to March but When My Friends and I Do It, Suddenly We’re “Goose Stepping?”


Ever since the Inauguration of Our 45th President, Donald J. Trump, the nation has been shaken by protests against our fairly elected president (yes, liberals, the Electoral College is fair! We are Republic, not a Democracy, so working the system to get our man at the top is legal! Deal with it!).  In particular, the Women’s March of a couple weeks ago was hailed by CNN and other Fake News outlets as “empowering” and “uniting.” On the other hand, when myself and several like-minded friends of mine decided to get together and march for our beliefs, we were labeled as goose stepping. Double standard much? Just because our patrons were more organized, had more uniform haircuts, employed significantly better and more consistent imagery, and enjoy marching in rhythm with proper, stiff-legged marching form, somehow makes us worse than the Woman’s March which saw literally countless incidents of hooliganism. Proper, conservative sources even said some women were wearing real, actual vaginas on their heads! It is ridiculous what this country has come to. You Liberals have no legs to stand on; our grassroots movement that started online and has now spread into the mainstream is no different than the ones the left-wing elite has been lauded for, and we feel that we are unfairly painted by the liberal media.    

This nation was founded on the principle of Free Speech before and above all, even guns, and we on the right feel threatened by these so-called pro-PC Social Justice Warriors that have invaded our society.  Thomas Jefferson once remarked, “How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think.” Luckily for us, we have reached an era in time when people are starting to wake up, and we implore you, ignore the garbage you see on TV, and blindly follow all the things you see on twitter from people with photos of people with MAGA hats photoshopped onto them!