The Georgetown Heckler

News | October 3, 2017

Rejoice! The Next Page of Your Assigned Reading Has a Big Ol’ Picture!


Rejoice you lucky son of a gun!

Be glad for the battle nearly is won!

The next page of your assigned reading has a big, fat picture smack dab in the middle of the page just for fun!


The chances of a page like this coming along are quite small.

Some readings don’t even have them at all.

So stand up on your chair and exclaim to the masses,

“there’s a picture in the reading for one of my classes.”


Don’t spend the two minutes you saved looking at and analyzing the picture, be quick with it!

If the author had wanted you to absorb the information, they would have written it!


Was it the author’s choice to include this divine blessing?

Or perhaps a benevolent editor or publisher, anyways who’s guessing?

Give this mysterious benefactor your homage and stop stressing!


Now what’s that you say? There’s a graph in the distance? Well by golly full steam ahead  young ruffian, your Monday night freedom awaits!