Here you go.

That’s what was selected in the headline meeting on June 9.

A few details are mine, but most of it was written by Todd Hanson, screenwriter of the now-disowned Onion Movie.

 

2 Responses to “Finally Some of My Onion Material Has Been Printed for You Fuckers”

  1. Anonymous says:

    This was actually passed around one of the listservs I belong to. Hilarious. Congrats.

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