N STREET–Citing the need for “greater student-faculty partnership,” officials from Georgetown’s Office of Residence Life announced this past Friday that a “Todd Olson Friendship House” would be joining next year’s lineup of Magis Row townhouses. In accordance with Magis Row’s goal of “allowing groups of students to explore their shared interests with Georgetown faculty... »
CAMPUS – After years of delays, university officials are once again moving ahead with plans for a new Persecution of Science Center, thanks to a timely grant from the Vatican’s Pontifical Academy of Scientific Ignorance. “We are delighted that the Vatican’s generous gift has allowed us... »
VERIZON CENTER–With a top 15 national ranking, several marquee wins and a deep run in March well within the realm of possibility, the Hoya men’s basketball team and their fans are finally putting the memories of last season’s collapse behind them. While fans... »
LEO J O’DONOVAN DINING HALL—Student and celibate loser Jake Connolly (SFS ’10) was overheard yesterday decrying what he called Georgetown’s “shallow, vapid hookup culture” in a long-winded explanation of his ongoing, 22 year-long dry spell. Connolly, when pressed to explain his criticisms, referred... »
LEAVEY–The heated debate over Georgetown’s controversial anti-condom stance was reignited this past week as sources revealed the significant role lobbyists for the dumpster-baby industry played in shaping University policy on the subject. Though administrators have long asserted that the University policy banning the sale... »
Dear Members of the Georgetown Community: Georgetown is a thriving community of intellectual thought, and each day our environment presents us with new challenges. Some challenges may be building a big igloo out of sloppy joe meat and cornstarch in your office in Healy.... »
Marie, I want this to be a night you remember forever. I know Valentine’s Day is a week away, but honestly, I can’t wait any longer. You mean the world to me. So tonight, I’ve prepared a veritable symphony of the softest, sweetest prerecorded... »
Though my first issue as editor of this illustrious publication should be a time of celebration, I feel I have no choice but to break from the traditional coke-fueled orgies of an editor’s first week to address the troubling accusations that have been directed... »
BURLEITH—People offended by The Georgetown Heckler’s December issue marched to Burleith and staged a sit-in in the bedroom of its editor last month after being unable to find any other headquarters for the poorly-read website. “Oh God, here, let me move some of this... »
LEAVEY—University President Jack DeGioia, Vice President for Student Affairs Todd Olson, and the editor-in-chief of The Hoya had a secret meeting with campus SCUnity and NAACP leaders Tuesday night in order to find out if they’re allowed to demonize any of their other critics... »
McCARTHY—James Frankfort (COL ’12) displaced three floor-mates from the McCarthy 3rd floor common room Thursday, following his own sexiling by roommate Andrew Brooke (MSB ’12). Brooke returned to their one room double Thursday night with a female companion, later identified as Lucy Young (COL... »
BURLEITH–On the heels of some its members’ recent demands for the relocation of Georgetown University Hospital within the next two years, this past Thursday saw Georgetown’s Advisory Neighborhood Commission (ANC) issue a formal request for the University as a whole to move itself by... »
University Moves Free Speech Zone to Undisclosed Location ... »
