DeGioia Denies Looking Like That Guy from NBC's Pickett Fences

In a recent statement, University president Jack DeGioia denied allegations about his uncanny resemblance to Carter of TV’s ‘Pickett Fences’ fame. DeGioia stated that he possesses “more noticeable hair loss and dorkiness” than Carter. As DeGioia ended the statement, he calmly placed his Star Trek collector’s pen into his pocket protector and flashed an awkward thumbs-up to bewildered onlookers.

