Georgetown Heckler a Massive Failure

Humor Magazine Considered a Flop by GU Community

The Georgetown Heckler, a new student humor magazine, is widely considered to be a massive failure by the Georgetown University community.

“It’s simply not funny,” said Tom Davenport (MSB ’04). “It sucks…those guys who write it must be fucking stupid or something,” he added.

Administrators have similar feelings. In a recent broadcast email to the student body, President John “Slappy” DeGioia instructed students to, “stay away from that website – it’s like a cancer on Georgetown University.” DeGioia also stated that, “the offensiveness of this juvenile letdown is surpassed only by its lack of humor.”

However, as many as four students have reported positive reactions to the Georgetown Heckler. “They made a joke about a penis,” screamed an elated freshman football player. Then, in between fits of laughter caused by the penis references, he blurted, “that penis stuff is hilarious, but everything else was stupid just like everyone said.” The football player then punched something and yelled.

A new issue of the Georgetown Heckler hits the internet this week, despite the pleading of respectable, intelligent members of the Georgetown community. That’s right folks, The Heckler will be sodomizing good taste for yet another week.