MTV to Release New Series: Babies’ Cribs
Heckler: So tell us about this new series. I hear it’s called Babies’ Cribs. Are we talking about hot women or younger stars?
Heckler: The series. The title implies your going to hit the homes of a younger generation of Hollywood superstar, right?
MTV: Um, no. It’s about cribs. You know, like for babies.
Heckler: I don’t understand.
MTV: Well it’s pretty simple really. We take an MTV camera crew into suburban homes and film the cribs that we find. Colors, styles, shapes, bars or no bars, mobile or sans mobile, you know.
Heckler: Wait… You will be filming babies in their cribs?
MTV: No man, the CRIBS! Get it? Like it doesn’t matter if the baby is in there or not cuz we’re just getting at the crib itself. Oh, and we have Method Man and Red Man lined up to host it. It’s going to be off the hizzook.
Heckler: Do you think your audience will go for that type of show? I mean, it really doesn’t have anything to do with youth culture or the MTV agenda. It’s just a camera crew out filming random things and putting them on TV.
MTV: Not random man, cribs…with a kick-ass soundtrack. It will ROCK! You got any chili cheese Fritos?