This week, Victoria Secret finally released its new line of winter lingerie wear, just in time for Thanksgiving. Company executives say the wait was caused in part by the extraordinarily long time that it took for the jury in the Scott Peterson case to return a verdict. With the guilty finding, the... »
Archive for November, 2004
Victoria’s Secret Unveils Highly Anticipated Winter Line
Monday, November 22nd, 2004
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Monday, November 22nd, 2004
Bush Thanks Supporters; “Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers, Victory Is Ours!” »
Students Form Anti-GUGS Club
Monday, November 22nd, 2004
In response to the growing popularity of the Georgetown University Grilling Society, or GUGS, several students have come together to counter these carnivorous meat lovers with a new university-sponsored club, Vegetarians Against GUGS, or VAG (same soft “g” as used in GUGS). VAG executive officers cite GUGS’s discrimination against vegetarians as the primary... »
President Bush’s Fish Resigns
Monday, November 22nd, 2004
Amid a wake of several recent cabinet resignations, Stuart, President George and First Lady Laura Bush’s one-year-old goldfish, announced on Friday that he will no longer occupy his post on the Oval Office desk. Stuart told reporters that since his purchase last March, he was always treated well by his owners, but never... »
Terrified Public Awaits Next Source of Fear
Monday, November 22nd, 2004
Osama bin Laden is still alive and making low quality home videos. Iraq is still bogged down in insurgency making it a hotbed rife with terrorists–a place where every Tom, Dick, and Muhammed can go steal a stockpile of explosives. North Korea still has an unknown number of nuclear weapons, not to mention a... »
Georgetown: Bad Education or Bad Ass?: An Interview with Pedro Almodovar
Monday, November 22nd, 2004
