Altagracia and Rosa wage war on the slightly retarded plate-man and the one Chinese guy for rights to ration the rest of the poison…er, food. Darnall becomes an Al Qaeda stronghold with sleeper cells ranging all the way to the Southwest Quad. Even the Jesuit residence is infiltrated. Red Square actually becomes Red Square. The communist... »
Archive for January, 2005
Signs that Georgetown has Fallen Under Martial Law
Monday, January 17th, 2005
So Georgetown has Fallen Under Martial Law: A Survival Guide
Monday, January 17th, 2005
Waste no time in declaring an allegiance to either Altagracia or the slightly retarded plate-man. One of the two will control whether you eat or not. Avoid Darnall as though it were Bosnia circa 1994; however, most people who have ever been in Darnall do this anyway. Also, allow the rest of the campus to... »
