Dear Readers, Friends, My Children, This is the last and final issue of The Georgetown Heckler that I will ever produce. It has been a great pleasure to bring you hilarious articles from your fellow students month after month. They weren’t always on time, but they always made you pee just a little bit in... »
Archive for April, 2005
FROM THE EDITOR: A Letter From the Editor
Monday, April 11th, 2005
All-Nighter Sparks Love Affair between Student and German Philosopher
Monday, April 11th, 2005
When Amy Leland (COL ’08) began her final paper for Introduction to Philosophy last week, she had no idea just how difficult it would be to fill the required 10-12 pages. Leland’s professor asked the class to contemplate, for this third and last essay of the course, the significance of German philosopher Immanuel... »
University Unveils Graduation Speakers Line-Up
Monday, April 11th, 2005
McDonough School of Business: CEO of Home Depot, Jack Hoff Edmund Walsh School of Foreign Service: US Ambassador to Jordan, The Honorable Eyeama Hewjdork School of Nursing and Health Studies: Acting Director of the Center for Disease Control, Dr. Stew Pidslutz Georgetown College: Former Olympian, Dorothy Hamill »
John Thompson III to Host “Georgetown Gone Wild”
Monday, April 11th, 2005
With the heightened popularity of videos showing moderately unattractive girls lifting their shirts and showing horny men their odd-shaped breasts, Georgetown has found an opportunity and, this spring, will be filming their own “Georgetown Gone Wild” video. Men’s basketball coach and all-around playa John Thompson III will be going around Georgetown to parties, local bars,... »
More Headlines
Monday, April 11th, 2005
SFS Valedictorian on Track to Porn Stardom “Not true” Senior Answers 4yr Myth of Well-Endowment Class of 2005 Receives “Smartest, Coolest, Best-Looking Class” Honors No Popped Collars at Foxfields, Thanks to Heckler Hermione Granger to Attend Georgetown, Male Nerds Thrilled President Degioia’s Sidekick Hacked Into, Wild Photos Revealed S.N.A.P.S. Reaches Quota, Ruins Thirty-Four Birthday Parties in ’04- 05 April... »
Southern Society Remains Disappointed by Auction
Monday, April 11th, 2005
OP-ED: Foxfields is Decadent and Depraved (with apologies to the late, great H.S.T.)
Monday, April 11th, 2005
DPS Solves Campus Crimes: Suspects Arrested
Monday, April 11th, 2005
