FROM THE EDITOR: A Letter From the Editor
Dear Readers, Friends, My Children,
This is the last and final issue of The Georgetown Heckler that I will ever produce. It has been a great pleasure to bring you hilarious articles from your fellow students month after month. They weren’t always on time, but they always made you pee just a little bit in your pants before you could make it to the bafroom. It is with great sadness that I present this final issue to you all. I hope you have enjoyed the Heckler as much as I have. It will always be a part of my life, because it’s sweet bro. I find myself walking through campus thinking about my ‘lasts,’ just as this is my last Heckler. So I leave you all with a heavy heart, and some more lasts to think about, especially for those seniors, as you continue through the finals period:
This is the last Heckler I will ever put out. Hoya Saxa!
This is the last affair I will ever have with a professor as and undergraduate. Hoya Saxa!
This is the last time I will pull a pubic hair out of my chicken madness. Hoya Saxa!
This is the last pitcher I will ever chug at the Tombs. Hoya Saxa!
This is the last dump I will ever take in the bathroom on the first floor of Lauinger. Hoya Saxa!
This is that last time I gently caress John Carroll’s face at 5 am while we watch the sunrise. Hoya Saxa!
This is the last time I will solicit homosexual activity in the men’s first floor bathroom in Lauinger. Hoya Saxa!
This is the last time I will ever throw up in the library bushes. Hoya Saxa!
This is that last time I will ever start to write a paper, then realize that I can’t do it, so I go on-line and type the subject of my paper into the google search box, and then I read what comes up, and then I find a paper that some else has written on my subject, so I copy and past it into babble fish, and then I have that translate it to greek and then back to English, and then I turn it in as if it were my own. Hoya Saxa!