The Vatican decided earlier today, under new orders from Pope Benedict XVI, to move to ban mastication and declare it a cardinal sin. The move will likely be controversial among liberal Catholics and those who masticate often. The papal declaration, announced this morning in Rome, is already receiving harsh criticism. Archbishop Antonio Fettuccini condemned... »
The Georgetown University College Republicans announced that they will sponsor a campus-wide event known as “Take Back Georgetown’s Gays,” which they hope will eventually lead to the ousting of homosexual students from the school, and ultimately the world. TBGG is scheduled for February 28th of this year and is part of the larger Fight Against... »
WASHINGTON—In a narrow 4 3/5 to 4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that African-Americans shall count as only 3/5 of a person for the purposes of voting and censuses. Clarence Thomas cast the deciding 3/5 of a vote and wrote the opinion of the majority. Joining Thomas was new Chief Justice John... »
WASHINGTON—After a little over a year and a half as head coach of Georgetown’s men’s basketball program, John Thompson III, son of legendary coach John Thompson, Jr., was fired this past Tuesday by University president Jack Degioia. In Thompson’s place, Degioia has appointed current SFS professor and former CIA director George Tenet (SFS ‘76). The... »
1. Crying 2. Masturbating 3. Crying and masturbating 4. Crying and masturbating to pictures of you 5. Crying and masturbating to pictures of you he took while you were sleeping 6. Crying and masturbating to pictures of you he took while he thought you were sleeping but really you were awake and extremely uncomfortable (just don’t do it again,... »
