Archive for January, 2007

Georgetown Ranked 9th in Sex Appeal

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
Georgetown Ranked 9th in Sex Appeal

The world of higher education has seen a recent increase in competitiveness since the 1983 release of annual college rankings by US News & World Report. To many, it appeared as if each year a new ranking or statistic – relevant to some esoteric aspect of university-life such as average breast size or medical school... »

Nearly Born Again Christian Aborted

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Last Tuesday, Matt Wilken, then a soon to be born again Christian, reneged on his commitment to Jesus and aborted himself. It was the first instance of a self-induced aborted birth, and one which many Evangelical Christians say is a slippery slope filled with brimstone and hellfire. Wilken, 34, had previously been a lifelong Evangelical... »

Top 10 Pornos You’ll (Probably) Never See

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
Top 10 Pornos You’ll (Probably) Never See

Black Cock Down*: The heart-wrenching story of a large black man with erectile dysfunction, who has to defy all the odds to get laid. Catchphrase: He wants to get down with the ladies, but first he’s gotta get up. Schindler’s Piss: It’s August of 1943 and Schindler’s hiding hundreds of hot, young, nubile Jews in... »

POLL: January GUSA President Approval Rating

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
POLL: January GUSA President Approval Rating

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OP-ED: Drop Foreign Language Proficiency from Dining Hall Staff Requirements

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
OP-ED: Drop Foreign Language Proficiency from Dining Hall Staff Requirements

Thanks to the organizing efforts of Georgetown’s Solidarity Committee and many other campus groups, two years ago we got a commitment by the university to pay workers a true living wage.  However, the fight is not over.  We need to pressure the university to drop the foreign language requirement for working at Leo’s. Georgetown needs... »

Becoming A Serial Killer Part 1: Picking A Name

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
Becoming A Serial Killer Part 1: Picking A Name

First of all, on behalf of the International Killers and Eliminator’s Association, congratulations on choosing to become a serial killer and thank you for requesting IKEA’s award-winning series “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Serial Killing But Were Advised Against Asking By Your Lawyer.” Everyone here at IKEA is very excited for you... »

As This Jesuit Sees It…

Monday, January 22nd, 2007
As This Jesuit Sees It…

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New study links HIV to AIDS

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

A recent study this year shows that the HIV virus may increase your chances of getting AIDS.  A recent study was conducted by Dr.James Ihavaids together with the help of a large team of his biology students.  The students were injected with the supposedly lethal HIV virus. The test was meant to conclude if... »