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Vol. VI, No. 2 Print Issue Cover
Monday, November 12th, 2007
FROM THE EDITOR: “RACIST”? Fuck The Hoya!
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version I hope you enjoy our 2007 Race Issue Issue Issue. For 47 years now the Heckler has proudly provided you with the most in-depth analysis of the salient race-issue issue and how it has affected student life at Georgetown. However, I have to say I am extremely irritated... »
Letters
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version I didn’t look at it very long, but I’m certain there’s no black person on your cover. That’s racist. I’m going to write “RACIST” on your cover in red marker to let people know you’re racist. — Kid Standing at the Back of a Georgetown NAACP Meeting (COL ‘09) We beat you... »
Racy Buddhist Punks Protest Government Crackdown on Arcades
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version MYANMAR — Buddhist punks in Myanmar held massive demonstrations yesterday, protesting the governments new arcade regulations and increasing prices because of removal of fuel subsidies. Thousands were killed in the protests, in which the Burmese government called in tanks and air support to pacify the unruly teenage punks who were... »
In Race to Recruit Evil Lecturers, GU Turns to Palpatine
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version CAMPUS — A few weeks ago, Columbia University stunned the world by inviting President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran. Since then, colleges around the country have invited evil leaders from around the globe to speak at their campuses, from Skeletor’s visit to Duke last week to the lecture given at... »
DPS BLOTTER: Douche Collapses, GERMS Races to the Scene
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version Wednesday, October 10 Lauren Ralph reporting As sophomore Jeremy Myers (MSB ‘10) recalls the tale, “It was a night like most other nights, we were sitting around my dorm listening to a little Dave Matthews Band.” Brice McHampton (SFS ‘09) walked out of his room sporting the usual double-popped polo. McHampton’s... »
Race of Idiots: Kids You Meet at Georgetown
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version The Kid Who Thinks Basketball Is Too Mainstream Yeah, so I got this great job, like during he basketball games I get to stay on campus and work in the stacks at Club Lau, oh shiiiit. How cool is that? Yeah, it should be pretty empty so I... »
Hoya Football is Exactly Like “Friday Night Lights”! Race.
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version Every Friday I tune in to my favorite program, “Friday Night Lights” on NBC at 9:00 PM. Why? Because each day I grow more convinced that it is based entirely on my own life. Just like Coach Taylor I am also a football coach, and just like the Dillon Panthers... »
ADMINISTRATOR’S CORNER: I Am Not a Member of the Vampire Race!
Monday, November 12th, 2007
View this issue’s print version I get it. Hah hah hah. Funny fucking joke. Yep, I have fangs. I sleep in a coffin. I work nights, sleep days. I subsist on blood. I have a unibrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, REAL FUNNY, THAT makes me a vampire, you... »
