Archive for April, 2008

Heckler Video: GAAP Weekend

Monday, April 7th, 2008

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FROM THE EDITOR: For GUGS, One Pun Too Many

Monday, April 7th, 2008
FROM THE EDITOR: For GUGS, One Pun Too Many

Like the rest of women at this university who are proudly vagina-clad, I was shocked when I read this week that GUGS, pronounced like “jugs,” a slang term for breasts, decided to employ two more breast-related puns in planning an upcoming event. It’s not often that people objectify human breasts, especially here in... »

Letters

Monday, April 7th, 2008

From: “Song Lile” <songlileprivate102fhiad@yahoo.com.hk>: From: Mr Song Lile Hang Seng Bank Limited 83 Des Voeux Road, Central Hong Kong SAR Good Day , I’m Song Lile, I work with the Hang Seng Bank here in Hong Kong. Although the internet is a very hard place to meet people because you don’t know who to trust, what to believe and what... »

3 Dead, 7 Injured as “Party at Club Lau” Ends in Tragedy

Monday, April 7th, 2008
3 Dead, 7 Injured as “Party at Club Lau” Ends in Tragedy

CAMPUS — Two Georgetown students and a DPS officer were killed and seven students were injured early Saturday morning in a shooting that broke out outside an event at Lauinger Library, the hot, alcohol-free campus dance club.  The event, Party at Club Lau 7: Pimpzzz an’ Bitchezzz Who Is Soberzzz Like Octoberzzz in da... »

“Trayless April” Accidentally Solves Global Warming

Monday, April 7th, 2008
“Trayless April” Accidentally Solves Global Warming

ON MARCH 31, 2008, THE ADMINISTRATIVE STAFF of Leo J. O’Donovan Dining Hall at Georgetown University sat down to plan a calendar of events for the next month. Unbeknowst to them, they would forever change the history of the planet. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★... »

Vatican Declares Genetic Manipulation A Deadly Sin; DeGioia Goes Into Hiding

Monday, April 7th, 2008
Vatican Declares Genetic Manipulation A Deadly Sin; DeGioia Goes Into Hiding

CAMPUS – Georgetown President John “Rub Me Till I Purr” DeGioia has been missing for three weeks now since the Vatican announced its new list of deadly sins, which includes genetic manipulation. DeGioia, the result of a horrible experiment gone wrong, has not been seen since the new sins were leaked to the press. The... »

NEWS BRIEFS

Monday, April 7th, 2008

AIDS Crisis Resolved WHITE HOUSE — In a shocking turn of events, the Bush administration claims to have discovered a way of curing the AIDS epidemic running rampant in most of the world.  Seeing the connection that exists between foreign aid and the amount of AIDS in a country, the U.S. government concluded that by... »

ADMINISTRATOR’S CORNER: “The Year in Review!”

Monday, April 7th, 2008
ADMINISTRATOR’S CORNER: “The Year in Review!”

A discussion with Todd Olson, Vice President for Student Affairs; Spiros Dimolitsas, Senior Vice President; Rocco DelMonaco, Vice President for University Safety; and T.J. DeGioia, son of President DeGioia, sitting in for his father Todd Olson:  …so I said, “I don’t care if you are editor-in-chief of The Hoya and it was your April Fools’... »

GPB Contest Entry

Monday, April 7th, 2008
GPB Contest Entry

Broadcast E-mail: GPB is creating a new logo and wants your help! The logo should symbolize who we are and what we do, learn more about us at our website: gpb.georgetown.edu. Submit your logo either to the envelope outside of Leavey 426, or by email to gpbmarketing@georgetown.edu. First Place Prize is a $100 Visa Gift... »