Archive for October, 2008
HECKLER VIDEO: I Know How to Eat!
FROM THE EDITOR: Todd Olson Doing Right For Georgetown Waistlines
As all of you know, health is one of the foremost issues for which the Heckler editors are currently crusading. We know how hard it is in this modern day and age to eat right, exercise and stay fit. Obesity is one of the many challenges that we as a nation will face in... »
Letters
“Brian Donelan” <bddonelan@yahoo.com>: http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080911/co_po/formergopsenatorcallspalinacockywacko re Cocky Wacko: cocks, pit bulls, and pigs: The barnyard is filling up, the Catnip and Koolaid are abundant, and Orwell was right. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/11/analysis-mccains-claims-s_n_125839.html Double-Speaking of barnyards, I guess it IS true: you really CAN’T keep a good Ho-Down. (Nohedint! Yahedid.) Also true: All guys are Richards. love, Cooter COOTER! Where were you old pal? Noyedint! Ah ha, oh man. I miss our... »
Unrefilled Brita Pitcher Leaves 2 Roommates Dead, One Injured
CAMPUS — Tragedy struck Wednesday evening in an Alumni Square apartment in what has been called one of the worst cases of passive-aggressive roommate-on-roommate violence this semester. Matt Morrison (MSB ’11) returned from class at 6:13 p.m. to find that his Brita-brand water-filtering pitcher, which he had just filled up that morning, no longer had... »
STAND to Hold “Darfornication” Fundraiser
CAMPUS — Students Take Action Now – Darfur, the Georgetown founded human rights advocacy group, unveiled its most recent ambitious fundraiser Monday. The event, known as “Darfornication,” will be held on November 15th at the Kennedy Center and is expected to raise nearly $15 million in relief funds. “We’re really excited about Darfornication,” said STAND... »
NEWS BRIEFS
Note: In an act of generosity, we decided to take on Preston Sumter, a reporter from The Hoya, in the hopes that his time with us will allow him to take back some basic journalism skills to that newspaper. These are the results of his first attempts at good writing and objectivity. Stray Dog... »
SPORTS: SlamPigs: The Most Popular Team at Georgetown
It is really a shame to consider that so many people on campus and in society at large think of themselves as athletically inept. And though it may be sadder to consider that they think of themselves as this is really because they are athletically inept, nonetheless some team should exist whereon these people... »
ADMINISTRATOR’S CORNER: A Poem By Jack DeGioia
Our president has decided to take up poetry, and you will probably recognize this piece from the broadcast e-mail you received of it. He has also forced us to print it here in exchange for not suing us for various acts of libel against him and his family. under his desk a university president sits under... »
Three Surefire Ways To Pick Up Freshmen Girls
It’s that time of year again. The trees are changing colors, midterms are just beginning, and it’s your last chance to pounce on naive freshmen girls. However, if you are like most of us, the whole “I am a junior/senior/sophmore how about we make out” thing is not really cutting it. So, coming from... »
