HEALY—GUSA President Calen Angert (MSB ’11) announced Wednesday his plan to persuade the Office of Transportation Management to institute a new GUTS bus route to the state of New Jersey. Angert, who in March became the first GUSA president not from New Jersey in school history, had made the route proposal a campaign promise. ... »
Archive for September, 2009
GUSA President Proposes New GUTS Bus Route To New Jersey
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Senior Scared by Prospect of Dating Before Having Sex
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
THE TOMBS—After a couple pints of Tombs Ale Thursday night, senior Ted Glickstein (COL’10) reported to those within earshot his fear of actually having to date girls after college in order to have sex with them. “Can you imagine having to buy them dinner and learn about their job before even getting a kiss... »
Administration Vows Systematic Changes after Missing GQ’s List of “25 Douchiest Colleges”
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
HEALY—Georgetown President DeGioia expressed “serious disappointment” in a press release Monday after finding the University left off GQ’s recent list of the top 25 “douchiest colleges.” “We feel GQ has made a serious error in judgment,” DeGioia wrote. “Providing the best environment for docuhebags has always been the core objective of our institution, and... »
Notorious “Awkward Question Dad” Strikes Unsuspecting Georgetown Tour Group
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
CAMPUS—The Office of Admissions confirmed Wednesday that the notorious “awkward question dad,” the bane of admissions officers across the east coast, struck an unprepared Blue & Gray tour group Saturday morning. The dad has reportedly accompanied his daughter to colleges from Duke to Dartmouth the past few months, asking tour guides about everything from... »
Loner Freshman Prepares for Inevitable Sexile, Sleeps on Common Room Couch
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
HARBIN—Freshman Andy Pointer (SFS ’13) abandoned his warm, comfortable bed on Friday night for the stiff common room couch on Harbin 8 in order to mentally prepare himself for the imminent night when his better-looking, more popular roommate brings a girl back. “Sure, my back was killing me the next morning, and I was woken... »
NEWS PHOTO: Georgetown Academy Unable to Compete with New St. Augustine-Edmund Burke Gay Porn Magazine
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
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Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
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