DARNALL—Officials from the Student Health Center have determined that an Asian American Student Association party last weekend is the source of a mass outbreak of yellow fever that has swept across Georgetown’s Caucasian population. While less than 100 students have sought treatment for the condition, administrators estimate that more than 1000 students have been... »
Archive for October, 2009
Outbreak of Yellow Fever Traced to Asian Party
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Indoor Ed Announces New Social Climbing Trip
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
LEAVEY—In keeping with the club’s promise to expand programming, the Georgetown University Indoor Education club has announced a new social climbing trip for students starting in January. Students who sign up and pay the mandatory $150 stemware fee will travel to the Kennedy Center for its “Winter Gala” to grapple with the ins and... »
Freshman Unveils Solution to All World Conflict in International Relations Discussion Section
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
MAGUIRE—After having an earth-shattering epiphany while reading the assigned reading over the weekend, John Schaffer (SFS ’13) came to Monday night’s teaching-assistant-led International Relations discussion section to reveal the world’s first sure-fire solution for everlasting global peace. When the teaching assistant, doctoral candidate Doug Paulson, finally opened the floor to questions, Schaffer finally had... »
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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
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