Sparsely Attended Office Hours Converted To Jackin’ Hours.

ICC–In an effort to ensure that his weekly office hours not go unused, this past Wednesday afternoon saw Sociology professor Andrew Dent once again convert time meant to assist students with their academic questions into an hour of vigorous self gratification. “I don’t see what else I’m supposed to do,” said a visibly frustrated Dent, “I’m sure one of these days there’s gonna be a student who’s legitimately interested in Foucault, but I’m tired of sitting around and waiting like some jackass. I might as well get something done,” he added, slowly unzipping his pants and drawing the blinds on his window to the ICC lobby.