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Bush Adds Carbs to Axis of Evil

Monday, November 1st, 2004
Bush Adds Carbs to Axis of Evil

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Georgetown University No Longer Responsible For Lost or Stolen Virginities

Monday, September 20th, 2004

In an emergency press conference held in Gaston Hall on Sunday, Georgetown University administrators officially announced to an audience filled with students, professors, and members of the media that the university will no longer be responsible for lost or stolen virginities. Holding a box labeled “lost and found,” President Jack DeGioia then began... »