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Gay Vaccine Discovered

Monday, October 17th, 2005
Gay Vaccine Discovered

Baltimore—Researchers at Johns Hopkins University medical center made a breakthrough in preventative medicine this week. Researchers were looking at new ways to prevent the HIV and AIDS viruses. Instead of focusing on the disease, researchers went straight to the source. Himna Gandimati and his team discovered a vaccine for gayness. ... »

i ain’t.: The Heckler’s Response to Georgetown’s i am. Campaign

Monday, October 25th, 2004
<i>i ain’t.</i>: The <i>Heckler</i>’s Response to Georgetown’s <i>i am.</i> Campaign

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Slogan Suggestion for Michelob Ultra, the Low Carb Beer

Friday, October 15th, 2004

Michelob Ultra: It sure doesn’t taste like beer! Michelob Ultra: Is this beer or carbonated water? Michelob Ultra: Sure, you don’t want to drink it, but you gained a little weight. Michelob Ultra: It’s like beer, but not. Michelob Ultra: A lite beer is low carb, choose on taste. Michelob Ultra: At least it still gets you drunk. Michelob Ultra:... »

Grammy Winner McFerrin Added to Staff; Nothing Changes

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

For years, Georgetown has been known as an academic powerhouse across the nation. Unfortunately it has never been known for its creativity. Grammy winning singer/song-writer Bobby McFerrin is the latest addition to the faculty of the department of Art, Music and Theater. Georgetown hired now Professor McFerrin in the hopes of boosting the reputation... »

Giant Goldfish Eats Student, Construction Begins on New Memorial Pond

Tuesday, October 7th, 2003

At 1:35 am the morning of Saturday October 4, Martha Vandalee (NHS ‘04) was killed by a giant goldfish. Martha had just left a party in Henle Village and was heading home to her town house on 37th street. As Martha passed the memorial pond located between White Gravenor and the Visitation wall one... »