On Monday, Fox announced the relocation of its hit courtroom series, Judge Judy, from weekdays at 4 pm to the coveted 9 pm time slot. This decision followed a controversial ruling on last Thursday’s show when Judge Judy sentenced a Los Angeles resident to death. Jermaine Wilson, 36, was brought to court by Wanda Little,... »
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Judge Judy Sentences Man to Death
Monday, March 14th, 2005
SFS Faculty, Students Masturbate to Sound of Own Voice
Monday, March 14th, 2005
A survey of students and faculty at Georgetown’s prestigious School of Foreign Service yielded obvious results last week, when it was revealed that an overwhelming majority of those enrolled in the SFS questioned masturbated to the sound of their own voice. It has been widely speculated for years that SFS personal receive sexual pleasure... »
Woman Exalts Jesus, Everyday Low Prices
Saturday, January 29th, 2005
Durham, N.C. – Durham resident Renee Spence was caught in the crossfire on Sunday when she praised both her lord and savior, Jesus Christ, and her provider of low cost stainless steel tableware, Wal-Mart. Ms. Spence, a devout Christian and longtime member of the First Baptist Church of Durham, again renewed her commitment to... »
China Frees Tibet, Thanks to U.S. College Students Everywhere
Monday, December 6th, 2004
In a stunning act of political about-face sure to resonate the world over, China freed Tibet yesterday from its steely, oppressive Democratic People’s death grip. The move, universally heralded with surprise and glee, was wholly unforeseen by the international community and met with shock even in Tibet. When asked about the sudden change of... »
Interview: Ann Coultier: An Exposé on Douchebaggery
Monday, December 6th, 2004
Recently, I had the opportunity to sit down and interview Ann Coultier, author of Ted Kennedy is a Soulless Flesh Eating Satyr from Hell. Our interview began when I asked Ms. Coultier what she wanted to drink. Over the next two hours and twenty three minutes, my life disintegrated into chaos and pain. The... »
