The world of higher education has seen a recent increase in competitiveness since the 1983 release of annual college rankings by US News & World Report. To many, it appeared as if each year a new ranking or statistic – relevant to some esoteric aspect of university-life such as average breast size or medical school... »
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Georgetown Ranked 9th in Sex Appeal
Monday, January 22nd, 2007
Heckler Profile: The McMullet
Monday, October 16th, 2006
We all remember the mullet, an archetypal haircut populating the chosen few in high school and beyond: business up front, but party out back. University seniors know the philosophy all too well: slaving over that Blackstone or Georgetown Law application (business), while throwing down some Jacky D. and washing it away with Blue Moon (party),... »
The New Iraqi Constitution: Protecting Iraqis from Themselves
Monday, October 17th, 2005
Article I: We the People of Iraq, in order to form a more perfect Islamic Republic, do decree not to be Afghanistan. Section I: I mean really, Afghanistan? They do mountains the way Bernini did plazas, just too much. We want… Oscar Niemeyer. Clause I: Except for women. Yes, we shall consider the... »

