Last Friday night, three paramedics from the Georgetown Emergency Response Medical Services group took an intoxicated freshman patient and left him in Anacostia in response to heightened freshman stupidity. “These freshmen won’t learn their lesson if we just take them to the hospital and get them hydrated. We’re tired of being puked on, so... »
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GERMS Take Drunk Freshman to Anacostia
Friday, October 15th, 2004
OP-ED: Hey, You’re Ugly
Sunday, February 1st, 2004
Hey random-chick-who’s-staring-at-me-during-Finance, you’re freakin’ ugly. Cut it out. I mean, granted, this class blows and I’d rather be thinking about pretty much anything in the world. But that certainly doesn’t include you. I understand what you’re trying to do. You look at me and think, “Hey, that’s a fine piece of man.” It makes sense. ... »
Calculus Professor Learns English
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003
In a stunning first for the Georgetown Math Department, calculus professor Dong Choi has decided to learn to speak English for this fall semester. The Math Department, which has traditionally upheld a policy of mumbling in a sort of jumbled Chinese and English, it’s like Spanglish but with Chinese, seems to be establishing... »
