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GU Protesters Sue the Wind

Sunday, April 27th, 2003

Just when you thought the members of the GU Philodemic Society were the most misguided souls on campus, Georgetown student protesters have announced that they are suing the wind, complaining that it is suppressing their free speech by blowing down their anti-war posters. Students voiced their grievances in DC court this morning following yesterday’s “Full-Blown... »

‘Club 196-89-7009’ Becomes Official GU Student Organization

Sunday, April 27th, 2003

Last night, Georgetown hosted the first meeting for the Hilltop’s newest student organization, Club 196-89- 7009. The club is targeting Georgetown students with the Social Security number 196-89-7009. “The turnout for the meeting was a bit scarce,” says founder Tom Davenport, the club’s founder. “But, we think the $500 from SAC, free copier usage, and... »

GU Solidarity Torches Dahlgren Chapel

Monday, January 27th, 2003

Members of the Georgetown University student solidarity group set Dahlgren Chapel ablaze yesterday afternoon, gleefully dancing around the quad as the 110-year-old chapel succumbed to the blazing inferno. Members of GU Solidarity started the fire because they were upset with the inconvenient placement of this year’s Easter Sunday holiday. “It’s just not right,” one student... »