HEALY—With his combination of folksy aphorisms, hard truths, and simple kindness, Healy Hall janitor Wilmer Dawes has injected fresh optimism into Georgetown University President Jack DeGioia’s previously wilting life, according to sources in the President’s Office. Dawes reportedly first came to DeGioia’s attention one late night in mid-September, when the University president was studying financial... »
HEALY—An underground fight club which takes place every other Thursday night in the basement of Healy Hall is the only thing allowing Vice President for Student Affairs Todd Olson to maintain his tenuous grip on his sanity, a bruised and bloody Olson told reporters last Friday morning. “Student affairs isn’t half as sexy as it... »
ALUMNI SQUARE—Surveying a Village B apartment full of men dancing with other men, pink cosmopolitans, and throbbing club music, Charles York (MSB ’11) declared a party sponsored by GU Pride to be “pretty queer” last Friday night. “Where’s the fucking keg?” he asked Nicholas Ford (MSB ’12), his self-described “bro,” ignoring a pitcher of a... »
HEALY—In a move hailed as a major accomplishment for Georgetown’s student government by members of Georgetown’s student government, the Georgetown University Student Association passed a resolution last week praising its own aptitude and propensity for passing resolutions. “Georgetown students want to know, what has GUSA done for me lately?” GUSA President Calen Angert (MSB ’11)... »
HARBIN—Freshman Andy Pointer (SFS ’13) abandoned his warm, comfortable bed on Friday night for the stiff common room couch on Harbin 8 in order to mentally prepare himself for the imminent night when his better-looking, more popular roommate brings a girl back. “Sure, my back was killing me the next morning, and I was woken... »
