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Monday, October 25th, 2004
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Friday, October 15th, 2004
VH1’s Top 100 VH1 List Shows to Air this Week Rambo-mania is Spreading Like the Brush Fires Created by His Weapons Arsenal iPods Linked to Genital Warts Outbreak Al Gore Sends Hurricanes to Florida, Exacts his Revenge »
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Monday, September 20th, 2004
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Monday, September 20th, 2004
Stop Going to the Tombs So it isn’t Crowded When I Go Darryl Strawberry to Release LIVESTRAW Anklets to Support Drug Habit Dear ‘Movie Mayhem Fines Department’, GET OFF MY BACK! UG Announces ‘Coffee Flip Cup’ Tournament, Fridays at 10 PM NBC’s Joey Makes me Feel Uncomfortable US Army Replaces Purple Heart with Chartreuse Kidney »
Freshman Dorm Rivalries Predictably High
Monday, September 13th, 2004
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Monday, September 13th, 2004
YEAR OF THE HECKLER: The Inaugural Year in Review
Sunday, February 1st, 2004
2003 was a year ripe with social, economic, and political turmoil. In all the madness, one literary beacon of wisdom shone through the darkness, a constant in a time of great uncertainty. It was not such respected publications as The Economist, Newsweek, or even Hustler who captured the nation’s hearts, minds, and... »
Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions for Georgetown Students
Sunday, February 1st, 2004
10. Vomit less often after drinking 9. Vomit more often after eating 8. Stop killing hookers 7. Construct chicken madness effigy of Craig Esherick, eat it 6. Obtain copy of legendary Madeleine Albright sex tape 5. Receive more fellatio 4. Convince cheerleading squad to lift restraining order 3. Become Grand Wizard of something 2. Adhere to Megan’s law and introduce self to... »
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Monday, December 15th, 2003
Student Carves Autobiography in Library Cubicle History Professor Agrees: Paris Hilton Video is “A-O.K.” Student Disappointed After Watching The Wizard of Oz and playing Pink’s “M!ssundaztood” Simultaneously »
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Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
Women’s Basketball Conference Officials Approve New, Hipper Name: The Big Yeast Eco-Action Club to Begin Condom Recycling Program Area Residents “Get A Kick Out Of” Letting Dogs Crap on Healy Lawn Sugar’s Keepin’ it in the Family: Ma and Pa Sugar Hire their Fourth Daughter to Join her Sisters in Manning the Grill at Georgetown’s Most Happening... »
