COPLEY LAWN—In an incident that has tarnished the credibility of the Office of Public Health, Jack the Bulldog—the public face of the campus swine-flu prevention campaign—was caught devouring his own feces in front of Copley Hall last Wednesday. At 9:03 Tuesday morning, the Department of Public Safety received an emergency call from a student in... »
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Swine Flu Prevention Spokesman Jack the Bulldog Spotted Eating Own Shit on Copley Lawn
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Notorious “Awkward Question Dad” Strikes Unsuspecting Georgetown Tour Group
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
CAMPUS—The Office of Admissions confirmed Wednesday that the notorious “awkward question dad,” the bane of admissions officers across the east coast, struck an unprepared Blue & Gray tour group Saturday morning. The dad has reportedly accompanied his daughter to colleges from Duke to Dartmouth the past few months, asking tour guides about everything from... »
