With the heightened popularity of videos showing moderately unattractive girls lifting their shirts and showing horny men their odd-shaped breasts, Georgetown has found an opportunity and, this spring, will be filming their own “Georgetown Gone Wild” video. Men’s basketball coach and all-around playa John Thompson III will be going around Georgetown to parties, local bars,... »
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John Thompson III to Host “Georgetown Gone Wild”
Monday, April 11th, 2005
GU Intramural Sports Expand with Introduction of Intramural NASCAR
Monday, April 11th, 2005
Senior Class Declares Second Auction For Non-Trust Fund Families A “Mild Success”
Monday, February 7th, 2005
Capitalizing on the success of Georgetown’s first attempt to hold the entire student body upside down and shake the pocket change from them, the Senior Class held a second, less publicized auction for students and their parents who found the items donated at the first auction a little… “pricey”. The “Second Class Auction”, themed “A... »
New Georgetown Exam Schedule Condenses All Exams Into Single Two-Hour Session
Monday, December 15th, 2003
On Friday, December 5, 2003, the last day of classes, the recently revised exam schedule was announced to the Georgetown student body. The much-anticipated and long-awaited revisions were designed to simplify studying periods for students, as well as provide maximum preparation and grading times for professors. “It was long overdue,” said Rock Tonkel (SFS... »
GU Credit Union Expands Loan Service To Include “Wicked Parties”
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
In what is being referred to as a move that is long overdue, the Georgetown University Alumni and Student Federal Credit Union (GUASFCU, pronounced goo-oz-fa-coo) have added to their loan program by allowing Georgetown students to take out loans to fund parties. The party loan program is another step in the right direction... »
Recommended Courses for Fall '03
Sunday, April 6th, 2003
Well it’s that time again – the e-mails and notices are everywhere. It’s time to pre-register for fall classes. But fear not, my dear misguided Hoya; whether you’re an aimless wanderer in the COL, a future investment banker (inheriting your father’s firm of course) in the MSB, a BMW driver hell-bent on global domination... »
