It recently occurred to me that being an art major at Georgetown is like being a football player at…well, Georgetown. I mean no one comes to Georgetown to be an art major. Let’s be honest, if you were actually any good then you would have gone to some body-odor-ridden artsy school infested with neo-hippies... »
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OP-ED: Art Majors and Football Players Are Losers
Sunday, April 6th, 2003
New Study: More Sun Equals More Fun
Monday, March 24th, 2003
A study by the Georgetown University Medical Association of Oncology reports that the amount of fun had on Spring Break is directly proportional to the amount of sun exposure attained. “More sun does seem to equal more fun,” said a spokesman. The study stems from the theory that the tanner you are upon returning from... »
