After losing a total shitload of money last year, the Georgetown University Medical Center has teamed up with the Corp (which actually made money last year) to open an abortion clinic. This new venture will serve to bring in revenues to offset the enormous cost of doing whatever that mysterious moneypit does while... »
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CORP, Medical Center to Open Abortion Clinic
Monday, January 17th, 2005
DPS to Offer Safe Campus Environment
Monday, January 17th, 2005
Bush’s October Surprise: John Kerry is Actually Osama bin Laden
Monday, November 1st, 2004
Disgruntled Students Secede from Hoya Blue; Form Saxa Gray
Friday, October 15th, 2004
Fed up with the governance of the school sports fan base Hoya Blue, a large group of students led by Billy Bob Jackson (COL ’06) announced their separation yesterday from the mainstream union of fans. Says Jackson, “We’ve gone and decided that the Hoya Blue board done grown too large and powerful for... »

