MCDONOUGH—Following Georgetown’s historic upset at the hands of the lowly Ohio Bobcats, Hoyas coach John Thompson III was uncharacteristically upbeat, having with this loss correctly predicted one of the biggest shocks of this year’s NCAA Tournament. The successful upset pick allowed coach Thompson to take commanding lead of a team-wide NCAA Tournament Bracket Challenge,... »
LEO J O’DONOVAN DINING HALL—Student and celibate loser Jake Connolly (SFS ’10) was overheard yesterday decrying what he called Georgetown’s “shallow, vapid hookup culture” in a long-winded explanation of his ongoing, 22 year-long dry spell. Connolly, when pressed to explain his criticisms, referred to his disgust at the tendency for “drunk dudes to... »
McCARTHY—James Frankfort (COL ’12) displaced three floor-mates from the McCarthy 3rd floor common room Thursday, following his own sexiling by roommate Andrew Brooke (MSB ’12). Brooke returned to their one room double Thursday night with a female companion, later identified as Lucy Young (COL ’11). Returning to his room late that night, Frankfort found... »
