LEO J O’DONOVAN DINING HALL—Student and celibate loser Jake Connolly (SFS ’10) was overheard yesterday decrying what he called Georgetown’s “shallow, vapid hookup culture” in a long-winded explanation of his ongoing, 22 year-long dry spell. Connolly, when pressed to explain his criticisms, referred to his disgust at the tendency for “drunk dudes to... »
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Celibate Loser Decries Georgetown’s Hookup Culture
Sunday, January 31st, 2010
Sexiled Roommate Masturbanishes Common Room
Sunday, January 31st, 2010
McCARTHY—James Frankfort (COL ’12) displaced three floor-mates from the McCarthy 3rd floor common room Thursday, following his own sexiling by roommate Andrew Brooke (MSB ’12). Brooke returned to their one room double Thursday night with a female companion, later identified as Lucy Young (COL ’11). Returning to his room late that night, Frankfort found... »

