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  1. \u201cUh yeah so I\u2019m actually planning to major in URSA\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. \u201cAnyone seen a jar of honey around here?\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. \u201cWomen just feel safer around me I guess\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. \u201cWanna climb that tree?\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. \u201cYo I got wasted last night I was out for like 3 months\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. \u201cPitchers tonight?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":249,"featured_media":8674,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"ppma_author":[162],"class_list":["post-8673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n\u201cUh Yeah So I\u2019m Actually Planning To Major in URSA\u201d: 6 Signs Your Roommate Might Be a Bear - The Georgetown Heckler<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/georgetownheckler.com\/?p=8673\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u201cUh Yeah So I\u2019m Actually Planning To Major in URSA\u201d: 6 Signs Your Roommate Might Be a Bear - The Georgetown Heckler\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/georgetownheckler.com\/?p=8673\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"The Georgetown Heckler\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2025-09-17T23:23:01+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2025-09-22T21:24:20+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/georgetownheckler.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bear.webp\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1600\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1067\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/webp\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"I.M. 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