The Georgetown Heckler

News | April 7, 2017

Troll Guarding Doorway To Empty Discussion Session Just Wants To Try Out Some New Riddles


New reports confirm that the resident troll behind the door to an optional discussion section still hasn’t gotten a chance to try out any of the new material he’s come up with. The troll has been unable to unleash his new riddles for weeks now due the total lack of life on Walsh 395 at 7:00 PM on Fridays.

Declining discussion section attendance has left the troll ample time to hone his delivery, yet the lack of victims has left him with waning hope. The troll told the Heckler that he dreams of once again jumping out with a cackle and a cry of “Riddle me this!” but is beginning to come to terms with his isolation.

He recounts that at the beginning of the semester at least the TA showed up regularly, providing at least a small release for the riddling urges. However, in recent weeks not a single person has appeared, leaving the troll in solitude. It appears that he has tried his best to stay busy, focusing on his passion for macramé and Italian poetry. However, he laments that these distractions offer little respite from the burning desire to test out new material.

The troll hopes that pre-finals panic will bring more foot traffic to his lair soon.