Want to write for the Heckler?
Don’t want to take the time to be a staff writer?
Just have one funny idea you need to get out before it bursts?
Email full headlines to email@example.com and write as a contributor!
We will be just as strict on quality with contributor headlines as we are with our staff writers. Quality is always better than quantity. If you’re headline gets through, we’ll ask you to write the article. Please don’t send full articles! Comedy is a process, no cheating.
If you get enough headlines and articles through, we’ll reach out and offer a spot as a writer. The number needed is entirely arbitrary and will be determined by our editorial staff in the exact moment we send the email.