With the 90-day federal hiring freeze ending soon, the State Department is looking to hire again, now sharing a new job posting for a hardworking, detail oriented fall guy. “We are excited to be seeking new talent for the State Department once again.” State Department spokesperson Mark Toner said in an official statement, “in accordance […]

GEORGETOWN – After finally taking time off from reading Nietzsche to consider his career path, philosophy major Christopher Peck (COL ’17) has changed his LinkedIn profile to say that he is seeking a position as a Philosopher King. “I’ve been thinking about how to apply my coursework to make the world a more ideal place, and […]

New York City, NY — Americans are increasingly finding love later in life, according to a new study published by a group of aging single researchers. “Needless to say these findings are very exciting for us as researchers and as singles ourselves,” one researcher commented, adding that they would still like to conduct additional research […]

Given GUSA’s reputation as a platform for self-indulgence and resume building, it is always a great change of pace to have candidates who demonstrate high character and values in the GUSA presidential election, and whose daddies’ lawyers also happen to send very in-depth letters about violations of federal libel law. We have come to see […]