ICC 103— More than a month and a half into the new school year, reports have emerged the Junior Mark Caravan (COL ’16) still cannot properly associate the color of his notebooks with what course they represent.

Caravan (COL ’16) has no idea what class this notebook is for.

Caravan reportedly is unable to correctly identify which of his five notebooks correspond to any of his classes despite having attended over 75 thus far this semester.

Classmates have revealed that Caravan still spends roughly 30 seconds at the beginning of each lecture thumbing through each notebook until he finds the correct one.

“I’ve seen him do it like a hundred times now,” said his Political Sociology classmate Eric Gaddis (SFS ’17). “By now even I know that his orange five subject notebook is for our class.”

To compensate, speculations have spread that Caravan carries all five notebooks with him at all times

Caravan, however, dismissed such claims as only being partially correct.

“Well that’s not entirely true because I know my french class is the black notebook because it’s like a blackhole of my free time,” said Caravan. “Er, no wait, I think that one’s for my philosophy class because it’s like death.”

“I’d call it more of a work in progress he added,” Caravan added.