VILLAGE A — After the passage of the marijuana legalization ballot initiative thrust the District to the forefront of a nationwide movement, Georgetown students reportedly celebrated this week by getting “totally wasted” on an assortment of alcoholic beverages.
The substance in question which 87% of party goers said they would “probably recognize” if they encountered it.
The initiative, which passed with a strong majority, was welcomed by students taking shots and shotgunning beers.
Most students supported the ballot measure saying, “it’s not a big deal. I’m pretty sure no ones even used that drug since the ’60s.”
The student body’s post-legalization celebrations were characterized by its binge-drinking nature and other already legal substances.
One sophomore could be heard asking on a Village A rooftop, “so who wants to smoke?” to which the rest of the partygoers confusedly shook their heads replying “…why? Have we run out of alcohol?”
At press time Georgetown’s stoner community continued to smoke weed as it has always done.