The Heckler’s sports experts breakdown and break up with each Big East team for the 2014-15 season.

Villanova Wildcats

Strengths: Ability to get their head in the game

Weaknesses: Boys with wavy brown hair and blue eyes

Key Stat to Watch: Their win/loss record

Georgetown Hoyas

Strengths: Wonderful internship opportunities in DC

Weaknesses: Core curriculum

Team Needs: More players with hyphenated last names.

St. John’s Red Storm

Strength: Perennial contender in the NIT

Weakness: NCAA tournament selection committee

Key questions: What is a Red Storm? Is that racist or something?

Providence Friars 

Strengths: Vows of chastity, poverty, and obedience

Weaknesses: Ability to keep any of those vows

Key Player to Watch: Drunk fan in section 331 seat 435

Xavier 

Key Goals: Plans for offense to cut greenhouse emissions by 30% by 2020.

Key Questions: Are we alone in the universe?

Creighton Bluejays

Strengths: Very good at basketball

Weaknesses: Zone defense and a perpetual feeling of emptiness

Seton Hall Pirates

Strength: High level of social and emotional intelligence

Weaknesses: Peanut Allergies

Marquette Golden Eagles

Key offseason change: Coach Steve Wojciechowski will now carpool to work

Key Challenges: Spray painting their eagle mascot gold and not having it die this time

Butler Bulldogs

Strengths: Ability to copy our mascot

Weakness: Compromising photos

Bold Prediction: This Butler team will be at the Final Four this March, watching Duke and Kentucky play on TV.

DePaul Blue Demons

Strength: Consistency

Weaknesses: Consistently bad

Goals: Too embarrassing to list.