You: Sexy single lady at the bar at Martin’s Tavern last Saturday night dressed in head-to-toe zebra print, sipping on Porn Star Martinis
Me: Silver Fox of a man who struck up a conversation with you, told you how lucky you were to be having a conversation with such an important man (I am the President of a certain University I cannot name in this personal ad)
Offer: You, Me, reasonably priced happy hour deals at Mai Thai this Thursday. What happens next is up to you, but I bet I can guess where the night will take us…
What’s there to say no to??? (This ad is costing me a penny a word, so say yes)
