CHAMPAGNE STOCKED LIMO- Stating that he has no intention to change any aspect of his 2012 “Believe in America” platform, former Massachusetts Governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced his intention this morning to run for president of the Georgetown University Student Association.  “I believe in Georgetown in 2015 just as much as I used to believe in America. Carrying over my old campaign makes perfect sense. Also, far less than 47% of Georgetown students are freeloaders, so this should be easy.” When asked if he was hesitant to run alongside candidates that were far younger and more in-touch with the college crowd, Romney seemed unphased. “Anyone who reads my slogan will see that I’m special. I’m deeply committed to making Georgetown a place we can all believe in — and in an election that’s otherwise full of people looking to pad resumes, my approach is totally unique.”