GEORGETOWN – After weeks of escalating tension, early this Thursday morning the stalemate between a sophomore student who had not yet changed his Net ID password and the university computer system entered its final 24 hours. At approximately 7:30a.m. the system issued its most terrifying threat to date, writing “if you delay or forget, your NetID account will be locked and you will be unable to login.” In response to this horrifying ultimatum, reports indicate that the target, Harrison Reynolds, declared “I’m sure I’ll get around to it, I mean I still have a whole day.” At press time, reports indicate that Reynolds had decided he would definitely remember to do it before bed Thursday evening, just minutes before making plans to go out that night.