MCCARTHY —  After weeks of tense negotiations, prominent College Republican Member Michael Applebee (MSB ’17) has successfully negotiated the privatization of McCarthy 5’s common room.   The deal, hailed by small-government advocates and conservatives alike, has led to the common room name to be changed to the CAPITAL ONE Space for Long Term Prosperity.   […]

M STREET — A Georgetown University student was observed this past weekend asking a homeless man if he accepted Venmo.   The student, Jeffrey Melvin (COL ’18), was near the intersection of Wisconsin Avenue and M Street at approximately 4 PM this past Saturday when a homeless man asked him for change.   “I didn’t […]

LAUINGER—Head of Georgetown University Library Kathleen Stevens has announced a new addition—a laserium—to the university’s Lauinger Library. The laserium will be placed in Lauinger Floor 2, or “Lau 2” as it is colloquially known, and will be in non-stop operation after its installment.   According to Stevens, the University was looking for a place to […]

After several conclusive rounds of medical testing, a lump in the mattress of Georgetown University Junior Michael Norman (SFS ’16) was found to be benign. Norman, a resident of Nevils, was relieved after what he described as an “emotional roller coaster.”   “When facilities told me that the lump was benign, I was so overcome […]