WHITE GRAVENOR – Following guest speaker Randy Botolph’s talk about private sector prisons, student Andrew Cohen (SFS ’19) – better known as that annoying kid who sits in the front row – reported that his question would have two parts. “By the time he had finished reading the needlessly long second part of his question, I […]

VATICAN – In a surprising shift of Vatican attention, Pope Francis announced Thursday that all Catholics must push the United States Federal Government to audit the Federal Reserve System. Citing a “lack of transparency,” the Pope continued to go into detail about how governance must have the trust of the people. “The decisions that the […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, President Barack Obama delivered his two weeks’ notice earlier today. The POTUS thanked Janet from H.R. after handing her his letter of resignation, and then informed his secretary that he would be taking the afternoon off. “It’s been a good run, but it’s a new year, […]

Docendo discimus, or in English: “By teaching, we learn.” That was the inspirational quote that I found through Google before starting to write this opinion bit reflecting on how much I have learned in my 9-year career as a flight attendant with JetBlue. You see, before every flight, when I show you how to fasten […]

In my line of work, I have seen all sorts of homes, but nothing grinds my gears as much as when I steal from someone who takes from the Earth without thinking to give back. Do you not know about the environmental catastrophe that we are creating for ourselves, or are you just blissfully apathetic […]