THE INTERNET — Early developments have reached the Heckler that an anonymous individual is upset about something on Georgetown Confessions.

As early 6 p.m. reports were coming in that a particular post on Georgetown Confessions had a negative tone.

While it is still unclear what the content of the post contains, experts are surmising that it may either be a grievance about Georgetown’s competitive extracurricular environment, pre-professional nature, hook-up culture or a desperate plea to be noticed by “some cutie.”

Insiders aren’t ruling out that the post could a joke amongst friends.

First responders are saying that this post could be used as a way to promote dialogue on campus about the subject of the post, but, so far it has only attracted one snarky comment from “that guy that always comments and likes stuff” on Georgetown Confession.

Analysts speculate that the post may have been best discussed amongst friends rather than a group of people looking for anonymous confessions about themselves.

We will have more on this story as it develops.