LXR – Six hours after picking up his new guitar from the LXR RHO Junior Thomas Flint (COL ’16) reported himself to the Heckler as the “next Bruce Springsteen”.

Flint described his mastery of the hit-song, Wonderwall (originally by Oasis) to reporters as “arduous” and as an “expression of soul.”

The musician reported that fans of Flint are eagerly waiting for his next performance.

“Although they won’t have to wait long I promise,” said Flint. “I’m probably going to play Wonderwall again in a few minutes.”

“Well it makes sense that he got a guitar. I knew it couldn’t be far behind that douche-y haircut” said Kelly McMerrin (SFS ’17), who shares a common wall with Flint.

“It’s not really fair for Flint to compare himself to Bruce,” commented Lilly Fang (COL ’17), “Bruce never played Wonderwall at my birthday without being asked or even invited”.

Flint has hinted that he may even plan to host concerts at Georgetown. Venues such as Brownhouse, random LXR apartments, and the bottom of Leavey stairwells are potential spots for this upcoming star.

Georgetown administration and outreach have also been clamoring for Flint’s attention. Two DPS officers reportedly came by Flint’s room at 3:20 AM to ask him to perform at a more reasonable hour.

The Heckler is still waiting on a comment from Springsteen.