WASHINGTON, DC – On Friday morning, U.S. House of Representatives Speaker-Billwriter John Boehner (R-OH) announced he would be “taking a break” from the House of Representatives to work on his own solo legislation projects.  “It’s not about fame, it’s all about creative differences,” said Boehner has he handed flyers to his upcoming self-made appropriations drafts.  “The rest of the House is so stubborn on idealistic goals like defunding Planned Parenthood, and no disrespect, but at this point in my career I’m more about passing laws that really capture the true John Boehner, you feel me?”  The critical question of whether longtime Republican voters in Ohio will support Boehner in his new journey.  Said 46 year old Ian Garritan, “I grew up loving Congress, but I think they really sold out these past few legislative sessions.  All I want is for John to recreate that old House feel from when Bush was president, you know?” Speaker Boehner ended his press conference by hinting at a possible “Harry Reid collaboration bill” titled “An Act to Reach Across My Aisle”.